Recently (1998 when I got this) a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the outside and inside of busses) that included 17 different messages from God. This non-denominational campaignthat started in September and ends soon was sponsored by an anonymous client.

Let's meet at my place Sunday before the game. - God
C'mon over and bring the kids. - God
What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? - God
We need to talk. - God
Keep using my name in vain and I'll make rush hour longer. - God
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. - God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing, I meant it. - God
I love you...I love you...I love you... - God
Will the road you're on get you to my place? - God
Follow me. - God
Big Bang Theory, you've got to be kidding. - God
My way is the Highway. - God
Need directions? - God
You think it's hot here? - God
Tell the kids I love them - God
Need a marriage counselor? I'm available. - God
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. - God