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Arguing the Spice World.

By Stuart Klawans from The Nation magazine
 
 
 

     At the urging of my spiritual adviser, Rabbi Simcha Feffeferman, I pass on a
     recommendation for a film he has seen and I have not: the highly praised documentary
     Arguing the Spice World.

     After a black-and-white prologue set in the thirties, in which we learn how Daniel Bell,
     Nathan Glazer, Irving Howe and Irving Kristol honed their talents in City College's
     celebrated Trotskyite alcove, we catch up with these controversialists in the nineties
     after they've moved progressively to the right--way right, into transatlantic confrontation
     with pop music's chart-busting Spice Girls. Come along for the ride, and find out how
     four old Jewish guys plus five hip and swinging chicks add up to big fun in London!

     Nathan Glazer discovers the true meaning of "beyond the melting pot" when he first
     feasts his eyes on the Girls--each with a distinct, unassimilable identity all her own, yet
     able to harmonize with the others in the Western tradition of girl groups. Yes, Sporty
     will always be the sporty one; Posh will remain posh. Yet see what a civil society they
     make, shaking it for the camera!

     Want to witness the end of ideology? Just watch Daniel Bell when he melts before Baby
     Spice's smile. As she sucks on a lollipop and sticks out her chest, Baby proves to Bell
     that sixties retro-chic can and will yield to superior market force, faster than you can
     murmur "cultural contradictions of capitalism."

     Irving Howe's favorite Spice is Ginger. The group's outspoken militant for Girl Power
     raises no dissent from Irving when she says her revolution means fun for everyone--so
     don't feel threatened, guys!

     But there's always one wallflower at the party, and wouldn't you know? It's Irving
     Kristol. Determined to keep his intellect as crisp as a check from the American
     Enterprise Institute, he hangs back from the Girls--especially that tawny,
     leopard-skinned Scary. But he just can't leave Third World Trouble alone--not until she
     makes him gulp down those Victorian morals with a gurgled "Himmelfarb!"

     "But Rabbi," I protested, "how can we believe these tough-minded social critics would
     fall for the Spice Girls? The New York intellectuals are defenders of independent
     thought as it's been enabled by our free society, whereas the Spice Girls are nothing but
     a marketing ploy engineered to separate people from their money."

     To which the Rabbi merely lifted a shaggy eyebrow, saying, "And?"

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